Midnight crisis

When a person falls into a state of panic or crisis during the night. Usually triggered by one useless thought, the midnight crisis is common when the person is failing in trying to sleep.

Example of a midnight crisis
"Are you ok?"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I here?"
"All I said was what did you do today"

by Bluoojge girl daaaaadaaaaaaa October 9, 2016

Midnight blues

The beautiful time when the boyfriend can listen to his girlfriend and slowly dose off to sleep with the sounds of her beautiful voice!

Blue S...is a pro at giving him the midnight blues!

by crude_lens February 26, 2018

midnight sailor

A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult

"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"

by Kaptain Poon Punisher January 5, 2008

Midnight Snack

A sex act in which a man awakens a woman at midnight, only to surprise her by ejaculating all over her face.

My girl looked like she could use some extra protein so I blasted that bitch with that Midnight Snack.

by jMeech May 13, 2018

Midnight Snack

This occurs when your spouse wakes you up from sleeping, and you become their midnight snack. ;)

Dan, Midnight Snack

by Shavetherainbow July 12, 2012

Midnight Moose

Morning breath.
The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.

Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.

by dmeech February 4, 2005

Midnight Express

Attempting anal intercourse with your sleeping partner.

Note - This can performed at anytime of the day, but has more signifance when perfomed in the mignight hour.

Reference - Midnight Express (1978) - American college student sentenced to life in jail in Turkey for trying to smuggle Hashish. During his time in prison is repeatedly sodomized by jailers.

I tried to catch the Midnight Express, but got a slap across the face instead.

by Bruno Cosentino May 26, 2006