microeyes

Asians suffer from this horrid condition. Which gives them that crazy squint appeal.

Dong is such a fucking asian, look at those microeyes.

Oh my god look at his eyes...they are sooooo small. and unsexy, fucking microeye asians.

by computer joebob February 19, 2008

micro pin

a guy with a massive dick that others make fun of because thay are jealous because "micro pins" dick is biger

jealous guy
hey micro pin whens your dick gona grow

"micro pin"
its a fuck load bigger then yours

by dan1el101 June 19, 2008

Microfag

When playing an online cooperative game, a microfag refers to those who try to micromanage, direct, or otherwise berate fellow players from a position of no authority and are only able to comment because they own crappy microphones. Usually 12 years of age.

I was playing demolition last night and the team spirit fell apart after some microfags put in their two cents.

by Nighthorse December 22, 2010

Microaggression

When a person, through action or inaction, unintentionally offends another person or persons which could result in the offended party reacting in aggression - such as violence or verbal assault.

Male: I don't know of any right that white people have that colored people do not.
Black Female: It is actually "person of color".
Male: I am sorry. I didn't mean to offend.
Black Female: You're microaggression offends me.

by Radical Conservative March 9, 2018

gba micro

A very small GBA that looks like a bar of soap.

"I want one. It suits my lifestyle and can fit in my uber tight jeans."

by sam May 28, 2005

microdilla

when you are so hungry that you resort to just putting cheese in a tortilla folding it in half and microwaving it for sustenance

'Katie'- what did you eat for breakfast?
'Nick'-dude i was super hungry and there was nothing in the fridge but cheese and tortillas so i just made a microdilla

by NiceIceCatKong August 25, 2010

Micro Ballin

Somebody who is trying to ball but...... really does not have they money they act like they do.

Dude 1: Wow that guy was a D-Bag

Dude 2: Yeah I can't believe he said he left his Black Card @ home!

Dude 1: Did you see him get into his C class.... acted like he drove a Rolls...haha

Dude 2: Yep he's definitely micro ballin.

by CB883 October 2, 2011