This guy from The Witcher.
by Luhl95 May 22, 2017
Get the metrosexual fruitcake Garymug. I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
by JulianL July 13, 2017
Get the Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcakemug. Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.
Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!
by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020
Get the Metrosexualmug. 
To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
by P_MaC May 17, 2014
Get the Metrosexualizemug. John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024
Get the Metrosexualmug. by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021
Get the Metrosexualmug.