metrosexual fruitcake Gary

This guy from The Witcher.

Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!

by Luhl95 May 22, 2017

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.

The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.

by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019

metrosexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.

Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.

by jeckste September 7, 2019

Metrosexual

A male who is homo, but no homo.

"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"

by microHARD12 December 10, 2019