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Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"
I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
by JulianL July 13, 2017
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Metrosexual

Having intercourse on a train. Amaglamation of "metro" and "sexual."
John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024
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Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps
“I’m a metrosexual”

What’s that?”

I’m straight, but with more steps
by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021
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Metrosexual

Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.
Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!
by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020
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Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Metrosexual

That man be moving like Marcel, a Metrosexual.
by Wow4reel June 24, 2025
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