text mixed messaging

A. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iPhone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.

a: trn for bow
b: huh?

once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later

by rose saylavie August 12, 2009

sext message

A text message of sexual nature.

Leah just sent me the naughtiest sext message ever.

by Tipp1971 January 13, 2009

away message status

putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)

Example of Away Message Status:

Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...

by ScottScott January 2, 2006

Away message

When someone puts a message on their instant messenger signifying the fact that they can't talk at that moment.

When Jane had to leave the computer, she put up an away message.

by Susie February 18, 2005

Messianic Complex

A.
A mental condition in which the person thinks him or her self is the only person capable in the situation to solve it, fix it, right it, etc.... keep in mind, this person believes truely that themeslves the only one able. This can be at a job site, at a neogotiation table, inside of a project, etc etc. As with any complex or dillusion, this usually is very untrue.

B. A person whos believes themselves a messiah

C. a Person who believes themeselves literally "Christ the lord"

Jacobs a local chef has a terrible messianic complex as he believes when he comes to work each day hes the only one able to prep his entire resturant rather than his staff. He has to cook everything on the line himself rather than let his staff do there jobs

by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018

bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

by txtdr. April 1, 2011

sext message

a text message containing sexual content.

she just sent me another sext message. it's on.

by the nightowlcoholic August 19, 2008