Javier Mendez

A torture method which involves knocking out a persons teeth and then making them perform fellatio on your male part.

When Osama Bin Laden was captured, he would not give up information so the soldiers gave him the Javier Mendez

by JavierMendez February 16, 2025

Dirty Mandeep

When an Indian man uses a white girls vagina as the street, and takes a shit in it, before they have vigorous sex

I had the best sex ever last night, he gave me a Dirty Mandeep and I never came so hard….. but now I have an infection

by Mandee3p June 9, 2025

Wreck a mended

A girl who is really loose but still get fucked

Becky is a wreck a mended but even tho shes fucked so many people id still smash

by Og savage February 20, 2017

porg' duh mundee

A kobold insult. Roughly translated, “porg duhʼ mundee” means, “your mother is a bare-handed wiper of halfling bums!” As far as Kobold insults go, this ranks as one of the worst.

porg' duh mundee, now you die, human adventurer

by Son of a Goblin Hooker January 2, 2021

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025