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Lights Out Meatball (LOMb)

1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.

2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.
1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)

2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.
by Papa Dupes November 10, 2010
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Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.
Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.
by Le Wubbie November 10, 2008
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Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".
(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.
by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007
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Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.
Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort
"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"
by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022
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meatball

a fatass stank rank greasy pubis lard.
Mom i saw a fucking meatball at school today.. he smelled so bad
by piddle dick September 17, 2022
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Meatball Goggles

When a man/woman is performing a rimjob on their partner, and the partner shits into the person performing the rimjob's eyes.
Guy 1: So, I invited Irina over last night, and I gave her Meatball Goggles!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!
by themememanwashere February 24, 2018
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