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Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed
by DolansDictionary December 10, 2017
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Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there is an imprint of yourself made of sweat on your bed. Recently used by Grayson Dolan to describe his sleeping experience. Word was invented by Ethan Dolan
by BeankaQueen December 10, 2017
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Meat Suppressor

Meat Suppressor meet sə présser (noun)
Meat Suppressing meet sə préssing(adj)

1) A person who has intentions of interfering with, or to physically/verbally interfere with a person who is conversing with, getting acquainted with, or hooking up with the opposite sex.

2) A person who knowingly destroys opportunities for friends to find relationships/sexual hookups due mostly to jealously, or mainly just to be an asshole.

3) Also known as Cock Blocking or to Cock Block
1) Joey was sitting down at the bar talking to a girl. And when it was noticed that they were having a great time and hitting it off, Lisa came over and butted in and starting asking Joey if they were going to leave soon cause Lisa was bored. She is such a meat suppressor.

2) I met this amazing girl last night, and after a couple hours we decided to go back to my house to get to know each other better. We're about get it on and my roommate came into the living room and started watching TV. It was apparent that my roommate was meat suppressing me.
by S60B5234T March 25, 2010
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meat spins

when two trans-sexual lesbians have sex and the one lesbian on top spins her penis(meat) around in a circle formation...
hey hun,
hey,
those meat spins were great last night,
yeah i know i did it like 30 times without slapping my balls
by MooseKid3 October 22, 2011
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Kentucky Meat Shower

When someone defecates on the penis of a sibling or cousin while getting anally penetrated, then the penis is extracted and the fecal matter is flicked off the penis onto the face of the receiver.
I gave Joanna a Kentucky Meat Shower last night after the drive in movie. I snapped a picture and sent it to my aunt, which happens to be her mother.
by Arcine February 9, 2014
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meat sacks

boobs, fun bags, breasts, tits, etc.
wow, look at the meat sacks on her!
by projectmcl June 26, 2004
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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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