May 22

Best day ever if you are born on this day you are amazing, spectacular, out of this world, and so much more.

person 1: When is your birthday?
person 2: may 22
person 1: omg period

by vialikesmemes May 8, 2020

May 11

National beat the shit out of someone day

Oh its May 11 I get to nationally beat the shit out of you today

by anonymous December 6, 2020

May 12

National fuck anyone you want day

Hey Cassie, its May 12, and you know what that means...

by Morse Code October 17, 2019

May 8

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

"Do you know what happens on May 8?"
"Yep! NOID. Hurray, hurray for the 8th of May, it's National Outdoor Intercourse Day!"

by backchat February 1, 2009

may the lord open

Prayer used to beseech divine intervention for someone afflicted with constipation and in the grips of a prolonged blum

I've been struggling all day to take a dump and all I have to show for it is a few crumbs. May the lord open.

by Sidney's natural resources October 14, 2019

May 12

The day you shove your friend named Liam into his box and push it down the stairs

The boys: "Ayo Liam it's May 12"
Liam: ..... *runs*

by Tagtart April 22, 2020

May 30

May 30 is a day that legends were born, a day that hyperactive happy and complicated people were born with some KNEAT MEMES. The people that were born this day have some deep and sad thought sometimes but that doesn't stop them from being happy and positive. They give 0 fucks about others opinions. #gemini_gang

She is so cool. She definitely is a may 30

by Chicken_Noodle_Soup_YEET October 24, 2019