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bangers and mash

With the female laying on her back, the male crouches over her and takes a shit on her chest. After this, the male turns around and continues to mash the shit with his semi erect cock.
by craig_soundhard March 13, 2010
mugGet the bangers and mashmug.

mash hole

When you make mashed potatoes and make a volcano with your taters a la mash and add the gravy inside.
I cried when my mash hole broke and the gravy flooded out.
by EasyonAjax September 25, 2005
mugGet the mash holemug.

mashed potatoes

Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.
"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"
by dont worry about it February 12, 2005
mugGet the mashed potatoesmug.

mashed potatoes

n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.

In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.

See also Wonka Bar.
"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"
by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009
mugGet the mashed potatoesmug.

mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex
I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.
by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2009
mugGet the mash notemug.

Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.
Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.
by Jvshangold January 1, 2017
mugGet the Mashed Applesmug.

Monster mashing

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.
Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?
by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011
mugGet the Monster mashingmug.

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