The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Get the Eastland Mallmug. The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Get the Eastland Mallmug. A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004
Get the Moorestown Mallmug. 1) Term for a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.
2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
"Man, Fred was so mall whipped on Saturday! I saw him holding a purse and two Macy's bags while his wife was trying on shoes. He didn't see me. But I was laughing behind the lingerie."
by ThePointe March 18, 2008
Get the mall whippedmug. a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.
wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives
by Vinnie zee December 9, 2008
Get the Hopedale mallmug. the central jersey mall if youre too lazy to go to oxford valley. the mall where business is falling rapidly and stores are closing. the mall with the massive up-rise of people of Indian descent with too many children that should be in strollers. it's the mall you go to if you really need something from their stores. other than that you avoid route 1. not as many douche-bags and mall rats as oxford and neshaminy but that's simply because noone wants to be there.
"I can't hang out right now, i'm at QUAKERBRIDGE MALL."
"Ughhh i have to go to work at QUAKERBRIDGE MALL"
"Ughhh i have to go to work at QUAKERBRIDGE MALL"
by big-money bob March 9, 2009
Get the Quakerbridge mallmug. a mall emo is a person who fits the "emo" cliche (long greasy black fringe, tight lady black jeans, guyliner/heavy eyeliner, etc) who hangs about the mall listening (loudly) to "emo" music and moping about and just being "emo".
Normal person: Whoa! Check out the flocks of mall emo kids!
Other normal person: There everywhere!
Family Guy Fan: THERE IN MY RACOON WOUNDS!!
Other normal person: There everywhere!
Family Guy Fan: THERE IN MY RACOON WOUNDS!!
by Quentin or is it Imy? December 27, 2007
Get the mall emomug.