Machos

The result of a properly completed Pork Cork Session. (ie a mixture of cum and warm nacho cheese)

"Man, these Machos are awesome!"

by Charles Wrona September 30, 2006

machonis

Matt machonis a local surfer from san diego who shreads the gnar on a regular basis. Best surfer in san diego.

Man Machonis is Rad!

by my-chonies September 12, 2009

hyper-macho

adj. meaning serious, major, big. often used to make the noun it modifies sound less wussy, or to save embarassment by actually making it sound cool.

"I have a hyper-macho crush on you!!"

by ceefour October 8, 2007

El Macho

A orange El Camino that destroys the Limey Stone trees and causes general torment to humanity.

The El Macho stole the moon!

by Randy McTwowives December 2, 2003

Macho Wipe

Macho wipe is another word for paper towel. Yet is only used when one runs out of toilet paper during certain bathroom related processes like taking a dump.

Yo, man you're out of toilet paper again!!! Grab me a macho wipe, STAT!

by M. Churchill June 11, 2007

Macdougals

Arrestingly large, round boobs, particularly in tight clothing, so that the fabric is stretched to maximum tension.

Holy shit, look at those Macdougals! They're about to break loose!

by Mitch St. Mitchels October 3, 2008

Macio

1. A man who likes his mother fuckin' Empanadas , burritos, enchiladas, quesadills, and basically anything with meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla.

2. Macio is that drunk Dominican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a car window, because his drunk ass is walking home instead of getting a ride home. (Caution: he may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)

That Macio is awesome.

Macio loves his Dominican essays

by Zac'kira May 14, 2015