An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
Get the Mystery meatmug. "'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
Get the Mafia Mystery Communitymug. by anotlostman April 19, 2021
Get the Mystery momentmug. “Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
Get the Mystery Muddingmug. by Hedonia January 22, 2024
Get the The Mystery Pondmug. the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.
by rosie red dress August 21, 2011
Get the mystery pouchmug.