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pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008
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guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
by Mulox August 27, 2017
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arabian mudstorm

When you position your balls on someone’s eyes while they are sleeping for a classic Arabian sandstorm, but accidentally shart and leave a splatter of poo on their face
Darb was giving that chick an Arabian Sandstorm, but since Lehry took us to Taco Bell it resulted in an Arabian Mudstorm
by kbruceski January 13, 2018
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garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018
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Macedonian Mudpit

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.
Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit
by clairebaldini November 15, 2018
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masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
by Reagulayte January 3, 2020
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Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely
We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"
by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020
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