moderator's pet

Someone who enjoys complaining that anyone has deviated from the main topic, being holier than thou, even to those posters who are old time regulars that choose to inject some humor that most everyone appreciates and responds to.

"Aiming for moderator’s pet? Lighten up, the group always has something funny to add."

"You're such a threadnag, get a sense of humor. Moderator's Pet."

"How long have you been humorless? If you spent less time trying to be moderator‘s pet, you'd see that his comment is relevant, it just went over your head."

“Being Moderator’s Pet will make you few threadfriends on here. Try again, without the threadnag attitude. “

by Multidisciplinary TKBL December 30, 2008

Modern Day Crip

Young People (teenagers) influenced by Modern Day pop-culture of Hip-Hop and Gang Culture. The term does not exactly mean you are a "crip", rather indicating you are a modern "gangster".

Todd: "Damn, Haseen is such a Modern Day Crip"
Louis: "I know, look at his cookie monster hat, its so badass"
Real Crip: * Shoots everyone in the crowd *
Modern Day Crip: * Offers a cherry Pie *

* A treaty is formed *

by wagawagawaga~PACMAN! April 13, 2011

Moderna flu

The feeling of fever, chills, fatigue and general sloth after receiving the second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.

"How you feeling?"

"Pretty awful, I got my second shot last night and now I have the Moderna flu."

by Modeler February 5, 2021

My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.

Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

by Ah damn. October 3, 2009

Post-Post-Modern Feminist

Women are capable of achieving the same
dazzling heights of assholism as men.

That woman is a post-post-modern feminist.

by Michael Whiteside July 16, 2003

Modern Warfare 3

Modern Warfare 3 is the next game in the "popular" Call of Duty series. It is damn near identical to previous installments excluding new maps (which they'll make you pay for in due time).

Person 1: Hey, are you getting MW3? It's gonna be great!

Person 2: MW3? Oh, you mean that unreleased COD4 map pack...

Person 1: Shut up you hater!!!

Here's what will happen to those that purchase it

First week: Wow! Infinity ward have really outdone themselves, this is amazing! Modern Warfare 3 for the win!!!

After a month: So many noobs keep using the (insert overpowered gun name) it's pissing me off...

A short while later: Survival mode is the only good thing in this game...

A bit after that: This game sucks! Who would play this crap!?!?!?

When the next game comes out: Hey, this is actually pretty good!

And so the cycle of pathetic games continues

by The realest gamer October 27, 2011

Modern Warfare 2

The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you.

Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons.

Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.

by wambulance May 26, 2009