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MateoAndresen

A term used to describe people who aquire little to no physical contact with people of the female gender (Also known as "The act of getting no bitches"). These people often attempt the usage of pick me strategies with the hope of getting success. (it rarely works tho).
Damn my guy, you really messed up your chances with that girl. You are truly a MateoAndresen
by MasculineMustacheAndGlassesMan November 29, 2022
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mateo bocceli

Mateo boceli was a italian singer who sadly passed away on january 16th
Mateo bocceli dead at 25
by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023
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Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive
Mateo is the best<333
by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023
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meteorclient

A Minecraft utility fabric mod designed for the use on 1.16+ anarchy servers
The newfag didn't have Meteorclient so he died of fall damage
by ceresthedwarfplanet March 28, 2023
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Mateo

A super gay guy, most likely from or born in Poland . Thinks his real name is spelled as “Matthew” . Drives a black pick up truck. Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to Dance with somebody” by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023
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Mateo

A super gay guy. Most likely polish or American Polish . Drives a black truck . Does not know how to use any tools . Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to dance with somebody “ by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023
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Meteo dongcast

When a meteorologist realizes that the only way he can please his wife is by delivering her favorite forecast (and obvious forecast of her panties). Warm, but dry, with zero chance of moisture.
Mike pulled off his pink vineyard vines shorts and tried to curb his wife’s disgust with the meteo dongcast. He yells Warm and dry with no chance of moisture, she smiles, he spunks on the floor, and they go back to surfing Reddit.
by Auberzzz April 14, 2023
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