A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
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Get the Bitch Mittens mug.The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
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