Mincey Little Prick

When you can't find the right words to describe a sniveling, conniving, conceited, sneaky, overbearing, irritant goodie-two-shoes little fuck, you can sum it up by calling them a mincey little prick.

Person 1: Hey you, you Mincey Little Prick!
Person 2: What? What have I done to earn such a title?
Person 1: You have (insert offence here) which has annoyed me, you Mincey Fuck.

by Kirbysucksdick March 21, 2013

weak minded nigga

A guy who thinks of nothing good of anyone else but himself cause he pathetic & his mind is very little .... possibility influenced badly by other opinions & thoughts

"Bro I think all females are hoes nothing less or nothing more"

I would agree they ain't shit . This would be a weak minded nigga getting influenced by another weak minded nigga .

by Ain't no way around it August 13, 2017

buffalo minnesota

a gay little shit town, where its the norm to have a stick up your ass, and we all do dip and smoke pot. You can get crack for $20 for 4 people

wow my town is such a buffalo minnesota

by christ.lucifer666 May 11, 2015

Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.

I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.

by PantyRader November 27, 2012

Minnesota slushie

Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.

"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"

"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."

"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"

by Minnesotapoptart January 28, 2014

Minnesota meat mash

When two or more guys are penetrating a women and can feel each others meat

Me and john had a Minnesota meat mash

by 12345Eddie12345 November 13, 2014

Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015