The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.

Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great

by Condom Ren June 20, 2022

Microwave

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by HELL.Vamp September 2, 2021

Microwave

A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is microwaved when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl directly in the center causing a majority of the weed to burn.

Hey Tyrone don't microwave that bowl , everybody wants to take a hit!

by Blackmamba28 April 25, 2016

microwave

A place where you put food

1:That's a huge microwave. 2: I know, raightsic? 2: Imma step inside it.

by 123456iknowhowtocount March 6, 2023

microwave

means yes

girl: want to play siege?
other girl: microwave, ill be on in 5

by microwave im gay April 16, 2020

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025