Pat MaBalls

A heroin user who smacks his sack to make a vein rise so that he can shoot up through his scrotum.

Dude, my parole officer is going to check my cock for trackmarks, but he won't look down under.

I guess I'll have to be Pat MaBalls.

by billyboyJLDS August 10, 2009

meatwallet

A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.

Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

by Smart American Male September 10, 2006

Meatball

Tinned testicles in a gravy sauce.

"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."

by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004

Meatballing

When two drunk individuals male or female start sharing their emotions with each other.

Guy 1: I love you man seriously your my best friend. I know I'm drunk but seriously man I love you bro.

Guy 2: dude your meatballing me right now.

by Meatball king February 28, 2011

Maui Meatball Sub

When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.

My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.

by asianman'sbootyhole May 10, 2011

polish meatball

Spreading someone's asshole like a pollack and a shoving cock inside.

Sully gave dave the old polish meatball.

by gudo20 March 12, 2010

meetball

Meetball, A person who is, fat, have big boobys, wears a bra, no life, eats junk food, stupid enough to fail a subject 3 or 4 times and short(midget).

David.F, Fat, stupid, have boobys, and short.

by David February 3, 2005