Matthew 

A sexy simp and dating a baddie

Yo you seen Matthew the simp with the baddie.

Matthew by HardyGieske June 24, 2020

Matthew 

A fat hippo

That fat guy over there is a classic Matthew!

Matthew by jrwever August 17, 2020

Matthew 

Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.

"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"

Matthew by Factsheet November 21, 2021

Matthew 

Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthew’s together they’ll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.

You wanted to date that man. No. He’s a Matthew.

Matthew by The Truth About Matthew November 22, 2021

Matthew 

A man with a massive penis

Matthew’s wiener is bigger than everyone else’s

Matthew by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021

Matthew 

Matthew gets all the bitches , sometimes he overthinks some stuff but the bitches always make his day better.Oh yeah and we can’t forget his a sex god!!

girl 1:i had the best sex ever last night

girl 2:yeah it was probably with a matthew

Matthew by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matthew 

The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.

Guy one : "Do you know matthew"
Guy two : " sadly"

Matthew by anonymous April 23, 2022