Matthew

Person who has .009 inch dick were she can’t even see it so that’s that and he’s also short

“Man that guy is a real Matthew

by Ligmalifesballs August 28, 2018

Matthew

A gimp, a scrub and an unloved piece of shit he love dick and little boys

OMG he's such a Matthew

by Thatlilwitch January 17, 2017

Matthew

A bitch who cries because Sheilia left him.

Damn Matthew is sad again

by Biggerwilly August 31, 2018

Matthew

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.

Matthew, I love you.

by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016

Matthew

He’s cocky, creepy and is most likely to and frick your cousin despite their age or gender, he’s just a big dick

“Hey look Matthews chasing his dreams again trying to date your cousin!

by HK x Prime November 25, 2018

Matthew

A very sexy dude that likes to floss his toes and has weird fetishes including hoes (the gardening tool) and bodypillows
but he is still very smart and likes to ski

this hoe is perfect for a Matthew

wow that guy has some nice toes. He must be Matthew
that guy is good at skiing, he must be a Matthew

by GeneralZ 1489 January 10, 2018

matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 03, 2016