Marrying the ketchups

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.

“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*

by Sound5cap3 January 28, 2020

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mairy hinge

swapped letter arrangement for hairy minge

holy fuck my bitch has a mairy hinge ive been picking hubic pairs out of my teeth all night!!!!

by ryanishere August 4, 2006

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maerry

when the word merry and marry, marry each other. Joining forces and creating something merrier: Maerry

Also when someone does not know which version of the word is correct so by using maerry you can never go wrong!

mary was not just merry she was maerry!

by theonethatknowsall September 9, 2009

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Maeryn

Shy and quiet at first, but once you meet her she’s wild. She throws the most epic parties, and is a man-attractor. She’s really hot, and usually has the thickest curves. She’s usually never appreciated enough.

Damn, did you see Maeryn?

by GucciFlipFlops18 November 27, 2018

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