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Spooge Luge

n. A woman's pussy so wet with cum that it better resembles a water slide at Six Flags than a vagina.

(The term is based on the Winter Olympic sport "luge" in which a racing sled - for one or two people - is ridden with the rider or riders lying supine. In this competition event the sleds race against a clock.)
1. n. That girl has got a tight ass spooge luge!
2. n. Hey little boy, want to take a ride in my spooge luge?
3. n. That whore downstairs is so full of cum she's got a spooge luge!
by Andy Port July 26, 2006
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Moose Lodge Initiation

Person A lays on the floor while Person B takes off their pants and stands over Person A's face. Person C pours a beer down Person B's ass crack, causing the beer to drip of Person B's taint, into Person A's mouth.
"How was the party last night?"

"Awesome. We gave Jim a Moose Lodge Initiation."
by crispiness December 17, 2008
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ledge booty

a booty that goes "up & out;" an ass so big, when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE; big bottom drives me out of my mind, how can I leave this behind behind?; a bodonkadonk that gives her an extra foot-and-a-half behind her; big ol' junk in da trunk
Damn! Look at the ledge booty on that fine piece of black man's kryptonite!
by Silky Smooth April 3, 2007
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meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
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You Win Some, You Luge Some

A snarky version of "You win some, you lose some." Popularized during the 2010 Olympics when Nodar Kumaritashvili, a 21-year-old Georgian luger, was killed in a training crash. The video was widely distributed and fairly explicit, as he crashed into a steel pillar at nearly 90mph. The event spawned numerous internet memes.
Canadian Prime Minister: We spent over $100 Million dollars preping athletes as part of the "Own the Podium" program for Vancouver. What is the status of our goal?

Canadian Olympic Committee Chair: We have roughly 1/3 the medals of the USA. We are tied with South Korea, a country that does not technically have a winter.

PM: Well, "You win some, you luge some."
by goldie1 February 22, 2010
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luger

a luger is a higher state of conciouness, it provides the body with endless amouts of endorphins needed to peform at ones peak.
hercules and the ten comandments.
by Nate Dawg March 11, 2003
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lude

What some people incorrectly spell the word lewd as. Lewd is something which is crude, indecent or offensive in a sexual way.
The sleazy guy standing at the bar kept making lude (lewd) comments about every girl who walked past.
by dazzledlucky September 21, 2005
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