Shit outa luck

1. No chance of acheiving what you originally wanted, having no luck left.

2. There being no possble way that something will ever happen.

Boy: (looking at the new X-Box 360)
Mom: If you want that, you better save up some money or your shit outa luck.

Boyfirend: (laying in bed waiting for sex)
Girlfriend: HA! Your Shit outa luck if you think your getting any tonight!

by [e-mail] October 12, 2010

fuck my luck

An expression that shows dismay over one's situation.

What do you mean the car won't start? Ohhh, fuck my luck.

by hhamdy283 April 6, 2006

fuck out of luck

This is a variation on the more time honored "shit out of luck". It is an even more adamant reference to the fact that the person being addressed is in a bad position with no obvious or readily available resolution. The phrase also has a very succinct internal rhyme and is therefore preferred by the more poetic users of 'colorful metaphors'.

Jill: Can I borrow your bike to go down to the grocery store? I need to get some feminine products RIGHT NOW!
Jack: Sorry, my bike was abducted by aliens, you're fuck out of luck!

by James McKey June 11, 2006

Shit-House luck

An unlikely occurrance of good fortune/luck; Very Lucky. Derived from Celtic or Scotish folklore when one is out walking in the wilderness or a remote area and happens to come across an outhouse when in dire neeed of defecating;
Shit-House Luck.

That bastard has Shit-House luck, He's got Shit-House luck, It was Shit-House luck to get out of that one, Shit-House luck prevailed, "Shit-House" luck happened that day

by spike001 October 21, 2005

Best of luck to you

Typically said to a significant other in a passive aggressive way when angry, in a fight, or breaking up. When you tell the other person “best of luck to you”, you don’t actually wish them the best of luck, it’s quite the opposite.

Partner 1 :: I don’t think our relationship is going to work out.

Partner 2 :: Wow, just like that? Well, best of luck to you.

by TheBookOfWisdom March 19, 2023

Bad Luck Bazza

the opposite of a lucky barry- a poo where a copius amount of toilet roll is neccesary for a clean finish; The poo is wet and sloppy.

I just had a bad luck bazza so bad I used two rolls of toilet roll!

by luckybarry26 July 22, 2009

Devil's Own Luck

A karmic escape artist. Someone so morally and/or criminally corrupt that they should be in prison or worse. Instead, they not only find a way out but are also showered with money, gifts, and an entourage of fixers, enablers, loyalists, and supporters. Someone with luck so extreme and inexplicable as to be nearly supernatural, as if they sold their soul to the Devil.

He must have the Devil's Own Luck, considering all of the death, pain, and suffering he's caused yet he's still walking around like he's untouchable.

by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2021