I love you

Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.

Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.

1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!

2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)

A: Asshole tries to build feelings.

*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*

B: Asshole plays with feelings.

*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*

C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)

*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*

D: Break up with them.

*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*

I love you by Sephirion/Taeron November 14, 2010

I love you Bronson 

Something I've been wanting to say for awhile. It pretty much captures my sentiments for you perfectly. And, y'know, sex, but that'll come later.

Girl: I love you Bronson
Bronson: Love you too

I love you Bronson by Sailboats<3 September 11, 2011

I love you

The most heart warming words you can ever hear. Words that are usually hard to believe and used as a joke but once you find the THAT person, when they say those three words every other thought just goes away.

Also the words i will never ever get tired of saying to Riley. You make my life worth living, even when everything else is shit. I want you forever.

Riley: i love you baby
Helena: i love you too

I love you by ohfasho-laxbro October 16, 2011

Bye love you 

A lazy way of saying "Good bye. I love you!" especially when trying to catch teenagers as the flee their parents presence as rapidly as they can.

As my son bolted from the house to join his friends on the way to the mall, I had merely enough time to shout "Bye love you!" as the door slammed behind him.

Bye love you by FC Soccer Coach DT December 30, 2016

i love you too @carrot cake :-) 

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too @carrot cake :-) by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019

i love you baby 

A tik tok song '' love you baby '

i love you baby.................................................................. but your ass is single as fuck so you a got an't got a man od a girl hahahaha get a man plz and thank you.

i love you baby by cap101 November 16, 2020

i love you johnny cakes 

what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.

Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!

i love you johnny cakes by Sean Eastbridge May 27, 2006