by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
Get the Log Twoddlingmug. n. pl. (BeefLogs)
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.
2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.
3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.
4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.
5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.
6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
Get the BEEF LOGmug. 
The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...
Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
by OBIE9 January 26, 2012
Get the log and a winkmug. The act of taking a poop that is wide enough and firm enough to stimulate an erection as it comes out.
by concorde77 May 19, 2017
Get the gay logmug. by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012
Get the flogging the logmug. by JoshinLVNY June 3, 2018
Get the log-crawlermug.