Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.

Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.

Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."

by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023

Literally

When I got my hands on my private.

QuicklyWashing up Literally!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020

Literal Chad

Zenspex

Wow look at that Literal Chad Over there I think their name is Zenspex!

by Street Poet LT January 14, 2022

literal textbook

A situation or instance that perfectly illustrates a concept or principle, often resembling the straightforward examples found in educational textbooks. This phrase is used to emphasize how directly something aligns with theoretical definitions or expectations.

When she aced the exam despite minimal studying, her success became a literal textbook example of the 'surprising outcomes' section on student performance.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

literally

slur that can only be claimed by very cool people or else ur racist and homophovbi anf transphoovic and yeah

you literally can't say that

by maricore April 4, 2023