Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.

Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.

by chudieu101 September 26, 2021

Ling Baby

Ling Baby ling baby ling baby

Hi Ling Baby
Oh Gutentag

by linglingbaby February 19, 2021

Ling En

someone far too important to not have an urban dictionary definition

dude0: what did u say i couldn't hear
dude1: i said Ling En
dude0: Oh Ling En? she's insane yeah

by o788576760 November 22, 2021

Sung Ling

A fucken rlly good bloke he's hugeee will bash anybody he wants hes absaloutly massive probably the strongest person in year 7 very good at fortnite so nice the best bloke ever funniest person ever existed best jokes

Very funny good bloke

ling real name lang but everyone calls his ling concidered sexy attracts all the boys and girls

oh fuck i wish i was as sexy and strong and funny as Sung Ling

by 2034💨 November 25, 2018

Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.

Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.

by filletsofish January 25, 2024

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

Ling Ling

Thick/big booty asian (typically chinese) hoe

Damn what they feedin them in china? Ling Ling lookin dummy thick.

by TheAntiHer0 May 8, 2019