Lexi is the friend you didn't know you needed and she will be the other person you have needed your whole life you will laugh together and cry together she is you and you are her
A rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. Often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting Shakespeare. Like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good Leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal sacrifice.
Order 4 tacos then use getting napkins as an excuse to leave the restaurant in order to lie down on the sidewalk and shout "THIS IS NORMAL IN ASIA!" followed by multiple Uber cancellations before finally getting an Uber to go 5 blocks home.
Yeah man, it's crazy.... after she pulled a Lexi goodbye, I was left with no napkins and 4 tacos all to myself so I gave some tacos to a homeless dude.