Lancing

Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.

I just saw my mate lancing.

by Mutate June 24, 2015

landing run

Forgetting to bring a towel to the bathroom and then having to turn into a ninja to go and retrieve one from the room in which you store your towels

If your smart you don't do the landing run....

by AmazeeHD May 10, 2016

langin

A unit of measurement named after Chris Langin. He claims the highest IQ and tries to prove god. He is always trolling the rational world.

A Langin is a single outlandish claim so crazy it is equal to 100 normal troll comments.

Man that shit is so crazy you have hit 3 Langins, it would take hundreds of kids on 4chan to equal this.

by Meatbyproducts March 22, 2017

Laningham

A hoe

That girl is such a laningham

I know

by Chocolate_Vanilla_Swirl May 13, 2017

Lansing Landslide

When you put dirt in a chic's pussy and fuck her until your and her cum and fluids make it into mud.

I gave my bitch a Lansing Landslide last night, it looked like shit, but it felt so good.

by BGTV October 9, 2017

lannings

Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.

A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."

by DoctorBread January 10, 2018

Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018