Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

Lose

To be deprived of something; to not be able to find something

"He doesn't like to lose"
"I lose my phone alot"

by _.moth._ July 17, 2022

Or She'll Lose

No. She's already lost. You can bitch about how you're a majoritarian party all you want, this isn't a democracy. That just isn't how the country works. She was the least popular democratic candidate during an election season where the only reason your candidate was able to win is NO LONGER AN OPTION. The pandemic is over. If you can't get feet into the ballot boxes you cannot win. No mail in ballots. No extend deadlines. They don't care that he's a felon. Sexist, racist, homophobe doesn't work. And your base is conditioning votes based on whether or not YOU ASSHOLES are are going to agree to help someone other than yourselves. I wouldn't hold my breath.

Hym "There is no 'or she'll lose.' She's lost. And when she loses you lose the supreme court. Which means you're never getting those abortion rights back. Not in your lifetime at least. The Republicans can run on 'trans bad' and 'the homos are indoctrinating your kid' and 'Inflation too expensive' and coast. Even the generic one has changed his tune on Trump. Has she come out with a platform yet? I mean, damn."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Lose my pills

To be angry or upset

If my kid gets out of bed one more time, I’m going to lose my pills.

by Fofoxsake February 1, 2021

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021

Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.

Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"

by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024

November 9th: lose virginity day

This day is the day where all virgins can have sex with whoever they want. Either have sex (if you’re a virgin) or take the virginity of a virgin

Hey bro, have you heard it’s November 9th: lose virginity day, i’m going to take your sisters virginity

by BigDaddyPablo November 9, 2019