Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

Among Us Logic

Among us Logic is a Series Made by Gametoons
It has 28 episodes

Player is the main character of Among us Logic
Player never won except for some gametoons gaming videos

there are a bunch of characters in Among us Logic

by Police Amogus May 12, 2021

Logan Pual

The mentally unstable man who thought it would be a good idea to go and film a dead guy in a Japanese forest, his fans are very much intellect as you can tell by how they supported Logan during this crisis saying “I would laugh too” “he’s dead why does it matter” “ I would have done the same thing if ‘I’ saw the dead guy”

Hey look it’s that retard Logan Paul
I’ll be there to film you after you die Logan pual

by Logang Paul numba 1 fan August 6, 2018

Fahad Logic

Fahad Logic is when somebody does the opposite of what they say their going to do (see lying)

Fahad: "I've got a BMW and the new iPhone X"
Jamal: "Nah fam you ain't, that's Fahad logic"

by guccislayer January 28, 2018

Logan

A man with a VERY huge penis. He is also referred to as "Mr Shlong" and " Big Dick Man". All Logans are known to have what's known as "Horse Cock Syndrome" where their dick is so large that it touches the floor whilst in the shower. If you know a Logan, you know it's true.

"Uh oh, here comes Mr Shlong"
"Oh my Logan has suck a huge cock"

by TotallyNotLogan November 14, 2022

Loganberry

(Noun) - A beverage native to Buffalo and Saratoga Springs, New York that consists of fruit of the same name and kicks any other drinks ass.

1. Did you want to try some of my loganberry, it's better than anything else you've ever had.

2. Dude, if your nipples lactated Loganberry, I would so marry you.

by P. Burke May 13, 2005

faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014