Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.

Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

Flesh Log

Big meaty cock. Another name for large penis.

Damn that D Whore was up on my Flesh Log.

by Milli February 12, 2006

Bison Log

A big old throb'n cock

Fred: I heard Keri rode Jose's Bison Log for hours last night.
Barney: Yeah, females love the Bison.

by Bisonlog August 20, 2008

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012