Bahamian Lobster Trap 

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

Bahamian Lobster Trap by Omalley March 23, 2016

sand lobster 

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

sand lobster by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

fret lobster 

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.

"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"

fret lobster by Joe Frosnost October 25, 2007

the lobster 

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

the lobster by kook February 17, 2005

she's your lobster 

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

she's your lobster by banananna89 September 17, 2013

Slop Lobster 

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..

"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.

Slop Lobster by livetheshoree February 7, 2010

Dutch Lobster 

The Dutch Lobster is not a sexual act, it's a Lobster from Holland. However, it sounds like a sexual act, at least to British and American ears.

The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.

The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005

"What the hell's a Dutch lobster?" the Boss asks.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.

Dutch Lobster by SoxxDay July 31, 2015