leave a log

When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.

I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.

by fruitytooty May 4, 2006

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Leave it to fatass.

An expression uttered when an obese friend is responsible for something being fucked up.

Ken - "So can I help you rake your lawn today?"
Pete - "No, that fatfuck broke the rake taking leaves out of my truck."
Ken - "*Sigh,* Leave it to fatass."

by BananaChem November 5, 2010

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Leave It Sweet

When a woman purposely does not wash her asshole with soap in the morning/at the end of the day/after the gym in order to preserve the natural 'funky' smell and taste of her nether regions...

"When you bring that booty over, make sure to leave it sweet for me..."
"She knows how hard I get when she leaves it sweet for me..."

by Jungles13 October 13, 2018

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Leave me alone (girl)

Give me attention and love me!!!

“ Leave me alone (girl) “

*checks over shoulder and sees if your coming to hug her*

by S.c_X May 11, 2019

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No more killing or ANY of this shit. Wrong people, wrong answers. People listening are stupidest for listening to the stupider. I want left alone. Should FBI IC3 report, only on people like the judicial system etc. All the normal things they go after people would have immunity.

Leavemethefuckalone is leave me the fuck alone.

by Stiletto~HeatherC June 25, 2019

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