Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

Lamp post thursday

when you get a really good idea.

hey guys its lamp post thursday!

by mjryan06 February 09, 2010

trim my lamp

an extinct art that had to do with the removal of hair.

When I trim my lamp, I reveive many compliments.

by Gabriel Blow March 14, 2009

arabian lamp rub

female sits crosslegged on the males johnson and rotates counter clockwise with your aided support

Arabian lamp rub
- cowgirl but with her legs crossed rotating sideways instead of up and down

by Beefycowman November 09, 2010

buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 01, 2006

hi im lamp

A CAMREN REFERENCE.

*Walks up to friend*
HI IM LAMP

by fromyourpickle March 20, 2018

I love lamp

An expression of love for the linux apache mysql (python|php|mysql) server otherwise known as what runs like 80% of the internets.

I love LAMP and I hate WISA.

by bazzawil April 29, 2009