gabi(kineto) 

gabo(kineto) is the typa guy to yell like a pussio

gabi(kineto) stop being retarded
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bro stop
aug aug aug

gabi(kineto) by kinetriel September 17, 2022

Jayson Keeton-Harris 

He will steal your girl. He will get your mom. He loves your dog. He loves your cat. William Evans also sucks at Fortnite.

Jayson Keeton-Harris is a cool, honest, respectable, and not annoying guy.

Jayson Keeton-Harris by Istealyourgirl05 September 27, 2022

Jayson Keeton-Harris 

Does his work, Plays Cod, Loves women, gets women, william evans sucks

Jayson Keeton-Harris is amazing

Jayson Keeton-Harris by Istealyourgirl05 October 11, 2022

Lucas Kietz 

An amazingly sexy, funny, ambitious, exciting, sweet guy.

He is very Lucas Kietz

Lucas Kietz by Casul zteik June 29, 2023

The Keto Gods 

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

The Keto Gods by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

Don’t fuck with my keto! by YAWA September 7, 2025

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

Don’t fuck with my keto! by YAWA September 7, 2025