Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025

KFC

A chicken farm in Minecraft where you can only kill the chickens when you have fire aspect sword.

Yo bro did you get my enchantment table?
Oh yeah I just crafted it
Nice now I can finally make a KFC!

by OmegaWilly January 10, 2026

GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025

KFC's secret recipe

1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning

I like KFC's secret recipe i guess.

by ellomateee1123 May 24, 2023

Uglyass KFC eater basketbal Nigger

A controversial term used to refer to lobby players. This term specifically denotes individuals involved in the game. It is important to note that the usage of this term can vary in acceptance and connotation depending on the context and the preferences of individuals within the niggas community. While some may perceive it as a lighthearted or affectionate term, others may find it inappropriate or offensive. It is crucial to exercise sensitivity and respect when employing this term and to be aware of the diverse perspectives and preferences of those involved in the hood.

racist white boy: wadup my nigga?
black monkey: *don't have a father figure*

other black monkey: hey tht's not cool!
racist white boy: shut up u Uglyass KFC eater basketbal Nigger

by AChillBlackDude May 31, 2023

rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

they jump into it

1: rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

2: what are you talking about

1: rat

by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

KFC

KFC is an acronym for a very specific porn category known as " ketamine addicts fucking cows"

Guy 1: hey man I heard that John really enjoys KFC but he doesn't want to go to a KFC Restaurant
Guy 2: I think he meant a very different kind of KFC

by hentailover696969 January 25, 2023