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knobby knees 

giving someone CRAZY NECK while on a hard wood floor and bruises start to form on ur knees
man 1: hey dude did you see how bruised up ashleys knees were?
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night
knobby knees by wifesize July 1, 2024

Black Knees 

a condition where ur born with black knees and u have to scrub it with tumeric to make it lighter.
damn i have black knees
just use tumeric
slay, it worked
Black Knees by potato1109 February 3, 2025
SAYS A SUS JOKE
YOU ARE SUCH A 3-KNEES
3-knees by chargingvindiction4 March 11, 2025

Embiid Knees

Fragile.

Comes from NBA player Joel Embiid's inability to stay healthy.
"Yo, I'm walking with fine china here. Talkin' Embiid Knees, MF!!"
Embiid Knees by andcastle December 25, 2025

Your knees are out

When your friends knee is out so you decide to put your penis on his knee and yell “yo bro your knees are out”
Yo bro your knees are out “proceeds to fuck his knees

Neck-to-Knees. 

A person is sexy from neck to knees.

Girls version: Butterface = But her face.
Oh man that stripper is neck-to-knees.
Neck-to-Knees. by hessynizzy March 3, 2011