Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
Get the dick-jumpermug. A woman who is attracted to thugs. Thugs can be White, Black, Hispanic, Asian or any race for that matter. Thug jumpers see thugs as an opportunity to fix someone to feel morally right, but usually end up in a domestic violence situation, cheated on, raped and sometimes even killed. After their traumatic experience, they will take to social media to complain about how trashy men are, failing to realize their own flaws in their tastes of men.
Steve: Hey John, did you ask Rebecca out?
John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.
Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?
John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.
Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.
Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?
John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.
Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
by Cxent February 17, 2021
Get the Thug Jumpermug. I very kind person, but also has a scary side to him. He is sometimes smart, and also stupid. A Kim Bonji Jumper is multilingual.
Man #1: Oh look at him he's so kind!
Man #2: Don't be fooled, he has the personality of a Kim Bonji Jumper.
Man #2: Don't be fooled, he has the personality of a Kim Bonji Jumper.
by Kim Bonji Jumper March 3, 2022
Get the Kim Bonji Jumpermug. A slang word in british Europe and australia meaning a specific piece of winter clothing
British for: sweater
Australian for: hoodie
British for: sweater
Australian for: hoodie
by Captainassface February 28, 2019
Get the Jumpermug. is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
by anonymous January 23, 2021
Get the Indian Jumper Cablesmug. This is the best person you’ll ever meet. There’s only one person on this earth who calls himself Jumper. He is a god and wants everyone to know it. He is incredibly handsome and brave
by Jumperrawr March 6, 2021
Get the Jumpermug. Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
by mendu May 22, 2023
Get the Story Jumpermug.