colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

Trump Jumper

one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior

After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.

by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021

Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.

"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "

by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019

group jumper

someone who is in many different friend groups. they are kind of like a floater but remain friends with most of their friend groups while simultaneously being part of another, this gives the person options so they can hang out with different people.

bella: hey where's sarah?
zoe: she's with her other friends
bella: which ones? she's got so many different groups of friends
zoe: yeah she's a group jumper

by ebbonbon February 24, 2019

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

No jumper

When somebody has no game, can’t talk to girls, and gets nervous around them.

Nah jah got no jumper he folded when the females got near

by LAbaby505 March 26, 2024