Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 12, 2022

Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

Jonah

You know that white guy ya him

That's Jonah

by Jaatoff January 31, 2020

Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin

"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"

by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021

Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

by redled69 August 10, 2023

Jonah

The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1

on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.

and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,

Stay gold, Jonah.

by simonzluv March 10, 2024