by Stillrisky August 13, 2022
A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters
by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019
Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.
Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.
by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019
Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.
Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."
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