Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
by Garam Masala October 18, 2008
Get the Shawn Johnsonmug. 1) A very unfortuante or small penis.
2) A penis that just can't get it up.
3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".
2) A penis that just can't get it up.
3) The AIDS ridden "Magic Johnson".
Could that possibly be an inch and a half? That is one Tragic Johnson!
Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.
Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson
Mike had Joe's dick in his mouth for three hours and couldn't seem to raise his intrests - Joe's is a Tragic Johnson.
Magic Johnson + whores = Tragic Johnson
by Jon G. / Jeanette M. May 7, 2008
Get the Tragic Johnsonmug. An amazing girl who is definitely better than everyone else, and wakes up saying, "I am better than most people in life," with a big smile on her face, and it never feels out of place.
by emilyjohnsonisnumberone April 19, 2011
Get the Emily Johnsonmug. The main character of the show, "Instant Star" (which was cancelled in late 2008). She released 4 album soundtracks for the hit show. Alexz is currently wrapping up her debut CD, which is probably going to be released in 2009. She has an incredible voice, although it is probably edited, considering the fact that most artists' voices are edited down on an album.
by Hannananana August 19, 2008
Get the alexz johnsonmug. the small space between some girls thighs just underneath her vagina while standing upright and legs together.
by Rooster Nugget September 21, 2005
Get the notch johnsonmug. Very cool radio DJ's based in Houston, Texas. Can be heard from Dallas to FLA Panhandle. Audience known as 10 %ers, due to only 10 % of the population gets the show! Show consist of John Walton=cool dude, johnson=man of many voices..hehe, Mr. Kennth=gay guy, Mr. O=black dude and last but not least Billy ED= everyones favorite RedNeck!.
by mikehinla November 19, 2006
Get the walton & johnsonmug. The baddest mofo on the face of the earth. Often confused with the Canadian Sprinter who was caught using steroids, the true Ben Johnson is actually much bigger, faster, and blacker. His badassness is surpassed only by his game and his sexual prowess.
Example 1:
Scrawny White Boy: Did you see that bad ass dude?
Ben Johnson Wannabe: Hells yeah I saw him son...that mofo is dope as hell, AND he's hung like a Chuck Norris doll. He is so BEN JOHNSON.
Example 2:
Little bitch: What's up ladies, can I buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?
Group of Women: Bitch who you think you is, Ben Johnson? Get the fuck outta here little white boy.
Scrawny White Boy: Did you see that bad ass dude?
Ben Johnson Wannabe: Hells yeah I saw him son...that mofo is dope as hell, AND he's hung like a Chuck Norris doll. He is so BEN JOHNSON.
Example 2:
Little bitch: What's up ladies, can I buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?
Group of Women: Bitch who you think you is, Ben Johnson? Get the fuck outta here little white boy.
by whereisMCgusto October 16, 2008
Get the ben johnsonmug.