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Jordan

DUDE he is such a jordan!
by osucavsman23 December 30, 2010
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Jordan

An amazing person, who can melt your heart. He is a bit if a crackhead hut he is nice. When you have a crush on a jordan, you will never leave him. You will think about him all the time. He will piss you off, but you always find a way to forgive him. He will steal your scrunchies, but will return them the next day.

And they smell like him.
by Horny 12 yr old December 29, 2019
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pulling a jordan

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
by jbman666 November 13, 2010
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Jordanea

(Jor-dayne-ya)

1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."

2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.

It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.
"Good'ay Jordanea"

The Jordanea caused him to not be able to let go of his past, or his preasent.
by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010
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Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.
wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating
by goodbuddy September 8, 2010
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Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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jodan perry

Typical 'ass nigga' belonging to appo. Sloth like creature who is commonly found getting the coffee orders of the nations middle tier journos
by LNLheirarchy February 14, 2017
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