There are two species of jessicas. The first being the sweet innocent girl next door
"I just love jessica she babysits my 6 crackbabies with ease"
The second species of jessica is known for smoking pot in the girls bathroom, and underage drinking. Retiring AS a bartender and eventually becomes a MILF.
"Wow jesus your mama lookin hella fine, bout to call me stepdaddy"
"I just love jessica she babysits my 6 crackbabies with ease"
The second species of jessica is known for smoking pot in the girls bathroom, and underage drinking. Retiring AS a bartender and eventually becomes a MILF.
"Wow jesus your mama lookin hella fine, bout to call me stepdaddy"
by JessicaRabbit96 December 22, 2016
Get the Jessicamug. The most hated person in the world , No one likes her , she always was in mess , Girls names who start with E even didn’t like her , she would probably have 2 to 3 kids and would treat them dirty except the last one . She can never keep a man and leaves her kids , but I guess when you get to know her she can be cool , calm and collected! 😬
by Jack Dixion May 10, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. 
The name of a trifling ass hoe that ruined the life of Anthony Nguyen, a YouTuber from the channel The Crazy Gorilla. According to The Crazy Gorilla, this term is synonomous to bitch, cunt, trick, whore, slut, puta, and anything negative in life.
Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."
Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."
The date was going well until she started being a Jessica.
Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!
Fuck you, Jessica.
Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!
Fuck you, Jessica.
by fuck_jessica June 4, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. by Samamon September 28, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. A feminine name used for basic kids who claim to have a certain ethnicity but really only like the sound of it and one dish from that culture.
A woman to claim to be in love with a man who is ten years younger than her who has a kid and is scheduled to be married while playing games with a man who is head over heels for her and gives her the world.
A lady who changes styles and accents(to impress males) more than a woman who is on the run from child support changes her last name.
The worst person you could have on your team.
A woman to claim to be in love with a man who is ten years younger than her who has a kid and is scheduled to be married while playing games with a man who is head over heels for her and gives her the world.
A lady who changes styles and accents(to impress males) more than a woman who is on the run from child support changes her last name.
The worst person you could have on your team.
"I don't trust her around my boyfriend... she acts like she is above middle class." "Her name's Jessica."
by BinkieDoodle March 23, 2019
Get the Jessicamug.