Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL
Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.
Brittany: LOL
Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.
by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020
Get the Salty Jellymug. A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.
by ZeroApplez December 17, 2018
Get the Jelly Ballsmug. That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018
Get the Pucker Jellymug. A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
by ulamp January 20, 2011
Get the Jelly Storymug. When everything is the world is nice and lovely - people are helping, children are smiling, and nothing gets you down. A state of mind and an ideal world state.
Named after the band Lemon Jelly who make lovely music and are very good to their fans.
Named after the band Lemon Jelly who make lovely music and are very good to their fans.
"Work really sucked today, but I'm very lemon jelly about it."
"She made us a cake? That's lemon jelly."
"If the world was lemon jelly, we'd all be happy."
"She made us a cake? That's lemon jelly."
"If the world was lemon jelly, we'd all be happy."
by Beliatilo September 19, 2004
Get the lemon jellymug. The people I know just wear these bracelets as what they are...jewlery...with NO sexual meaning behind them at all! Infact, I don't think most of us at my school even knew that there was a sexual meaning to them until an article came out in the newspaper! The teachers started going psycho and banned them from the middle schools, and I guess they were banned at the high school too, but people still wear them. My friends and I just joke around about the sexual link to the bracelets, because we think it's funny as hell!
One of my friends had some grey jelly bracelets, and when her mom found out about the whole sex game behind them, she told her to take them off. My friend said no, and they fought over them and both her and her mom broke them off her wrist. Last I heard, grey meant fisting.
by I AM IRON (wo)MAN!!...Ozzy July 29, 2004
Get the jelly braceletsmug. Dude! Your Baby Jellies are all over the freakin blanket.
I'm going to slime your face with my baby jellies......
I'm going to slime your face with my baby jellies......
by Rainneli January 23, 2011
Get the Baby Jelliesmug.