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Joey

That annoying ass retard who wants to shit on everything that is remotely fun as possible. It should be noted that this nigga has the entire world trade center building jammed up his ass at all times and thinks Bubsy, Shaq-Fu and Megaman And Bass are good games. He's also Leafy's #1 fan and dreams about sucking his dick every day and night. Hanging out with this guy will give you severe headaches, cramps, nausea, seizures, scrotum cancer, erectile dysfunction, brain tumors and possibly death so stay away from him at all cost.
OH SHIT IT'S JOEY, EVERYONE RUN!

User #1: guys this party is boring, lets just stop

User #2: bruh quit being a joey
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Joey

Joey is gay
by Mark find December 6, 2019
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Joey

joey is depressed
by eauyrrgyde67 May 14, 2018
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Joey

My friend joey looks a lot like a frog. One day I ran a frog over on my longboard and he got mad so I said get over it. You have more family by the pond.
by HenneyBoy December 19, 2016
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Joey

Joey, the best guy ever. If you fall, he will help you up. If you get bullied, he will beat the heck out of them. Need a best friend, he got your back. And for all the girls that want a Joey... I'm right here.😊
Kid 1: Joey is so cool
Kid 2: I wish I could be as cool as him
by RegonMD February 10, 2021
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Joey

A most likely Hawaiian dude who likes flirting with your best friend.
Joey: Waz up girl.
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Joey

Joey is a sweet guy who sometimes doesn’t know how to show his emotions well. he is chill but if you mess with his gf he’ll become overprotective and do anything to make her feel special. Joey likes to be loved but at the right times. he’s a great hugger and my oh my a great ass kisser. Joeys are very good looking, tall guys. when a joey is in a relationship he’s caring and loving. He also likes to get a grab sometimes so let him ;) Joeys also like to have more fun in sexual ways ladies
person 1: Joey asked me out today!
person 2: lucky bitch he’s so hot!
by thefaxgod! June 1, 2019
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