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A young man trying to get his money up. He knows that nobody fucking with him so he does everything by his lonley. He gives no fucks about who fucking with him or not. He knows that no one can be trusted so he keeps to himself. Many people try to bring him down but it dosent work. He has a big dream but no one fucking with him so he puts up everything by himself and keeps doing the best he can to make his dream come true.
Damn Joey .
Joey by TopShitMan November 21, 2016
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Joey by Lila.Bean February 12, 2017
An eccentrical Mexican man who is beyond beauty, strength and intelligence. A man who is kind, polite, honest and treats his wife like a true gentleman. Every husband wish yo be as fresh as Joey.
Damn it Fred! That dude Joey really knows how to be a Man, why can't you be like him?
Joey by Pichita11 March 5, 2017
Girl 1: Does anything perfect really exist?
Girl 2: Of course! It's got to be Joey!! <3

Boy: Um, what does this word... per...fec..tion... mean???
Teacher: Ah, well a synonym for that word would be Joey!!
Joey by joeylover420 May 28, 2017
He's an excellent boyfriend, loves you like no other, extremely patient and is very humorous. A man who practices chivalry, is gentlemanly and treats everyone equally. Very protective and will kick your ass real bad if you mess with his loved ones. He doesn't enjoy small talk and looks to connect with people on a deeper level. He's the most genuine person you'll ever meet and only wants people to treat him the same, but that doesn't happen. A Joey is loyal but will leave if treated unfairly or being lied to.
Sarah: "The guys I have dated are all jerks and it pisses me off real bad!"

Dana: "Have you dated a Joey?"

Sarah: "No."

Dana: "TADA!"
Joey by deepsdog February 3, 2018
The most caring guy in the universe. He will always care for everyone he meets. He is smart, funny and incredibly sexy. If you make a friend like him, keep him around.
#joey
Joey by Random psycho bitch May 15, 2018
Joey's are amazing. They are sweet, caring, and usually athletic. Absolutely hilarious. They make everything funny. Also, they can't spell for shit. They're easy to fall in love with. Really easy. They usually don't take bullshit from anyone. Very, very, very honest.Their honesty offends people, but it's better to hear the truth from them. If a joey likes you, keep him. It's worth it and will be the best relationship of your life.
Y/N: Is it true that joey likes sally?
Person - Nah, girl he's deeply in love with Brianna.

Y/N: Oh...
Person- Why do you seem upset?
Y/N: He's deeply in love with Brianna, and I'm deeply in love with him.
Joey by ihateyoubutiloveyou May 22, 2018