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Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
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Extremely outgoing girl. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your life. She is also very smart and pretty even though she tries to deny it. She always hates on herself, and doesn't realize that she is beautiful. She is also gifted athletically and artistically. She is really good at making friendship bracelets!!! Everyone wants to be friends with her and be with her.
Omg is that Jessica?!?!?!
I want to be her!!!
by ASDFASDjalsdk June 26, 2019
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slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that
person 1: damn jessica is fine
person 2: ik
by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019
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The most beautiful girl your ever meet, and she makes a very good friend. Always their for you always is ready to help, and never lets a friend down :3
My best friend is Jessica! She's so nice!
by SkittlesSoundSilly March 26, 2019
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The most awful person on earth that spreads rumors about people smoking in the back of the school with their older brother is that in reality does not exist if you meet a Jessica slap her across the face as soon as you can
Ugh she is evil
Oh she must be a Jessica
by TexasLover5013 April 24, 2019
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jessica is the most rudest girl i have ever met and can switch her emotion on anyone from time to time for no apparent reason and is a hoe. not trying to call anyone out but jessica nguyen is so mean to me and also is hating on me but we r considered “friends” even though i don’t have any because i am a loner that only talks to ppl that r in my cult and jessica’s just get me mad because they hurt everyone. they also have different emotions in different gps. jessica’s were also the reason of the jfk assassination. ALL jokes aside. jessica’s suck PERIODT
jessica kills ppl souls for fun.
by uwuwuwu2.0 December 29, 2019
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Beautiful from head to toe extremely attractive when wearing my ugly stik hat and thicc
Love can only define the name Jessica
by Isaiah Wilson June 20, 2019
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