When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
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Get the good gravy mug.The next step beyond "licking the spoon". More specifically, stirring the gravy is having sex with a girl. Your dick is the spoon and her pussy is the gravy.
Ive been seeing her for weeks now, and i still haven't stirred the gravy! But at least she let me lick the spoon. Stirring the gravy is the same thing as saying you slid into home. See also: sex
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While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!
by Murf Turds January 1, 2018
Get the Poop Gravy mug.When a woman spray farts into a man's mouth after achieving an orgasm from cunnilingus. The woman typically loses control of her sphincter post-orgasm while the man's jaw typically hits the mattress after hearing the spray fart noise.
Man, everything was going fine until she she abruptly gravy geysered down my throat. I can't stop brushing my tongue.
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