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send science

To send nudes to look at and observe.

Aka studying the body.
Could you send science before we meet.
by Abstract identity September 25, 2018
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science project

A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.
A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
by birhon August 12, 2023
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science infection

To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
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Deistic Sciences

Deistic Sciences are the areas of science dedicated for search for extraphysical (spiritual) life and existence, mainly including technodeism, deistic technologies and scientific deism as a whole.
"Deistic sciences might be really necessary in the future in case we start searching for spiritual life and existence as we search for aliens."

"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021
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Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure
Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck
by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023
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Supernatural Sciences

Supernatural sciences, also referred as extranatural sciences and as spiritual sciences are sciences that are about dealing with supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics/metaphysics as a part of nature, where it is necessary to be studied with an objective-subjective mixed methodology. Supernatural sciences usually seeks the creation of their own methods and supernatural sciences are part of logical supernaturalism.
"Supernatural sciences are the main area of study of logical supernaturalism and of technosupernaturalism."
by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021
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Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)
by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023
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